The ultimate amusement park ride or just a giant c#ck?
Why...
This sudden glut of billionaire space cowboys?
Obviously the creation of your own rocket is a pretty serious achievement. The best I could have come up with would have been a 300 foot milk bottle, lit the blue touch paper and stood well back.
However, amazing as it is that three individual billionaires can summon up the resources to compete with NASA, I can’t help asking why? I mean the business plan has got to be pretty poor.
“ Ok so you want to spend umpty billion building a rocket?”
“Yes.”
“Why?”
“ To offer rides to those not rich enough to build one themselves. Common or garden centimillionaires.”
That’s it. It is the ultimate private Enterprise F#ck You bragging rights over silly $500m yachts or gold plated planes.
Bezos rocket even looks like a willy. Is he really just like any middle aged saddy in a Ferrari to make up for any shortcomings in his manhood.
“Just look at the size of my cock as it thrusts it’s way into outer space”, he is shouting to the world. I hope in the Bezos bedroom it lasts longer than ten minutes soup to nuts.
